so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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