just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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