I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize