'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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