She's JV to your varsity
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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