have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Why is there bacon in the couch?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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