Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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