You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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