her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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