4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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