Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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