Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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