So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
