what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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