OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
