So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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