tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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