It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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