Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i believe in u and ur pee
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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