Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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