have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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