Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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