I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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