he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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