So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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