the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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