Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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