We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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