Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I have tasted many bathrooms
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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