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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.

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(914): View more from New York

Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?

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(804): View more from Virginia

just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.

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(646): View more from New York

Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities

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(503): View more from Oregon

I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore

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(843): View more from South Carolina

If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.

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