Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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