I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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