its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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