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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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