my mouth tastes like poor choices
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He felt like a one man threesome
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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