What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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