Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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