Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
