Don't you send me to vm
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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