Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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