'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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