So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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