Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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