She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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