No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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