No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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