So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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