THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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