Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize