He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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