scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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