Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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