Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
one might say we're banned from that church
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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