ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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