Is it normal to miss your booty call?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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