Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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